The Drop
Prime Video

The Grand Tour

WAR CRIME

Rebooting the show without Clarkson, Hammond, and May. Nine votes, all from relatives.

sentenced 2026-09-11 by the issue

The Setup

Prime Video's motoring flagship returns 4 September 2026 without the men whose faces built it. Six globe-trotting episodes, filmed across Angola, Malaysia, and California, hosted by Thomas Holland and James Engelsman of the YouTube channel Throttle House alongside TikTok trainspotter Francis Bourgeois. Executive producer Andy Wilman is still steering. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May pop up as guest cameos across the run to hand off the keys. Same tent, same challenges format, same voiceover cadence, new mouths.

What It Gets Right

Bourgeois is the casting the show absolutely needed. His anorak sincerity, the same wide-eyed mechanical geekery that made him a 2020s internet folk hero, slots into the James May slot without doing a May impression. Holland and Engelsman actually know cars in a way YouTube gearhead audiences already trust, and their track-testing chops give the technical bits real weight. The production values haven't slipped an inch. Wilman's team can still shoot a hero car crossing a salt flat like nobody else on television, and the Malaysia stretch is genuinely gorgeous. When the trio stops trying to be the old trio and just messes with a strange vehicle in a strange place, it works.

Where It Falls Down

The scripts are the problem. Every bit lands on a punchline that sounds workshopped in a Wembley office by people asking "what would Jeremy say here?" The banter is polite. The insults are soft. The jeopardy is manufactured because none of these three has spent twenty years learning exactly which button on the other two to press. The Clarkson cameos are a mistake in a way nobody at Amazon seems to have clocked: every time he walks on, the volume, timing, and confidence of the show jumps two grades, then drops back the second he leaves. It's a reboot that keeps auditioning next to the thing it's replacing.

Who It's For, Who'll Bounce

If you're a Throttle House subscriber who wants Top Gear cosplay with better budgets, you'll be fine. If you liked the specials-era Grand Tour, where three old friends bickered through a desert, you'll feel the vacuum by episode two and quit. Comparable energy: the post-Clarkson Top Gear runs with Chris Evans and then Freddie Flintoff. Enthusiastic hosts, glossy shots of Aston Martins, a shape that used to hold something specific and now holds air.

The Bottom Line

WAR CRIME because the crime here is against its own memory. This isn't a preachy show and the Lecture Test doesn't apply. What it fails is the craft test. The original worked because three specific men had chemistry you can't cast around, and the new format pretends that chemistry was the tent, not the men. Wilman knows better. He wrote the tent. Booking his old stars to bless the new ones on camera is a confession that even the producers don't quite buy the transplant. It's competent television built on top of an impossible premise, and competent isn't what this franchise was ever for. Watch old episodes.

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